xmas ditty

[chopperwazza]

We Three kings of Orient are,

We’ve lost our Job’s

And now pawned the Car!

Gas prices rising

Not so surprising

Things are so under parr



Oh……….



Star of Wonder- Star of Light

Santa’s Drunk!

Got into a fight!!

Kids are crying…

TV’s dying…

Turkey has taken flight!!



Things look bleak

The Christmas Tree’s dead!

We’ve stuck up Holly and Twiglets instead.

Economy’s failing

Kids are wailing!!

Phone bill is in the Red!!!



Oh…….

Star of Wonder

Could it get worse!

Plumbing disaster!

Water pipe’s burst!!!!

Mince pies burning!

Stomach is churning!!!

FORGET IT TILL JAN THE FIRST!!!!!!!

[mushroom]

Thats my kind of christmas ditty
hibernate until January