Post by ewos on Oct 1, 2010 19:29:57 GMT
A woman was in a coma. She had been in a coma for almost a year. Then one day, whilst a couple of nurses were giving her a bed bath, one of them noticed a slight response on the monitor when she was washing the woman’s private parts. So she washed them some more and, sure enough, there was definitely a flicker. So the hospital immediately contacted the husband, explained the situation, assured him it sounded crazy, but wasn’t, and suggested he get there right away and insisted “a little oral sex might not be out of the question” in order to potentially resuscitate his wife.
Naturally the husband was sceptical, but the hospital assured him that it was worth a shot and that he would, of course, have absolute privacy. So the husband finally agreed and immediately went to visit his wife. Once he was alone with her, after just a couple of minutes, her monitor flatlined and the nurses were forced to go rushing in. But they could find no pulse. No heart rate. "What the hell happened in here?" cried one of the nurses. The husband said, “Maybe she choked?"
Naturally the husband was sceptical, but the hospital assured him that it was worth a shot and that he would, of course, have absolute privacy. So the husband finally agreed and immediately went to visit his wife. Once he was alone with her, after just a couple of minutes, her monitor flatlined and the nurses were forced to go rushing in. But they could find no pulse. No heart rate. "What the hell happened in here?" cried one of the nurses. The husband said, “Maybe she choked?"
